I can't take this...

Let me just tell you about what we just had for dinner...

First, cream of carrot soup. Sounds ok, and it was... for the first few bites... but then it suddenly turned disgusting. It was this thick, goopy, mushy soup and I hope to never have to eat it again.

Then she sets down this HUGE platter on the table and at first I can't tell what it is. Here's the lineup:

-FISH: bones, skin, and all. I am SO grateful that they took the head off because I honestly might have thrown up right then and there. We literally had to pull the spine out of the fish in order to eat it. I pulled the skin off mine before I ate it, but senora just went ahead and ate it all.... GAG!

-RICE: sounds innocent enough... and I was actually excited about relief from the fish! Until I took a big huge bite and realized that it tasted like mushy fishwater from sitting under the fish on the plate.

-SPINACH: cooked spinach that was so soggy, and once again tasted like fishwater from the plate. I felt like I was eating seaweed straight from the ocean floor...

If you think I'm just being picky I DARE you to eat what I just ate. There's about a 75% chance I'm gonna be seeing this dinner a second time... as I throw it up later tonight.

I can't do this anymore... I wanna go home. :(